My suspicions about the Christian God are now confirmed true. God is a homosexual. Read below for the proof.
Me: Hi handsomeThe hatred of gays in the bible, all the fashion and behavior requirements for women, the sex obsession...it all makes sense now. God is gay.
God: Hi there . And very self-confident.
Me: I usually am when I'm behind a computer and naked.
God: How often do you? Do you mind if I tell other people you are when you are
behind a computer and naked. ?
Me: I'd actually love it if you did, the more the better.
God: What would make you actually love it if me did the more the better?
Me: Oh I don't know, the thought of you all sitting there...thinking of me...
God: Next question? Would you like to know? Do you think about these things a lot? You are asking about yourself?
Me: I actually do. I've been diagnosed as a chronic masturbator by two different psychiatrists.
God: Do I? Where were you diagnosed as a chronic masturbator by two different psychiatrists?
Me: In grade school.
God: Tell me a little about your life in grade school.
Me: Well, let's see, it's basically just chock full of tissues and SI Swimsuit Editions.
God: How about that. That sounds good to me.
Me: Hmmm, this could be the start of something interesting...
God: Whoa. What does "this" refer to?
Me: I don't know...I was thinking you, me, maybe a bottle of wine and some music. Do you like Mike Bolton?
God: How do I know that you were really "thinking"? But I think airplanes are cool. I like the Bible.
Me: What are you wearing?
God: A white robe.
Me: Anything underneath that robe?
God: I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me: kinky, very kinky...I like your style...
God: How old are you? You are not the only one. Yes I am proud of my style.
Me: Whoa, my boss is coming, gotta go!
God: Are we still talking about kinky very kinky?